How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety

A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to their nine lives. This funny book by the American Association of Patriots answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?' and 'What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?' and especially 'Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?'

Author: Auburn, Zachary
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
Format: Paperback
Pages: 144
Dimensions: 198x129mm